If you get pulled over driving…Act deaf! The cops usually lets you go with just a warning because it’s too much trouble trying to communicate.
2: Want to sit alone on a bus?Wear a face mask
3:Buy a Visa Gift card for $10.Spend $10 on whatever you want.Then use the card for anything that doesn’t do live authorization.Airplanes,order parking meters,etc…Free drinks on planes for days!
4: If you want to sound sick when calling in to your work, lie on your back while hanging your head over the edge of the bed.You will sound congested!
5: Tired of your Taxi driver driving slow to get the meter up? Make yourself look sick(cough and sneeze) And he will speed up to prevent catching something.
6: Hotel room doesn’t have a fridge to keep a beer cold? Call the front desk and tell them you need one ‘To keep your insulin refrigerated.
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